theres something so morbid about how i see a torrent marked as 2026 for a movie and, my brain just has this urge and this demand to get it, just because it’s new, just because of the general state of how greedy companies are over media now that you’re owning nothing and being happy lol. its like i get it, and know im about to see a recognizeable face being old. knaben has the 2026 jackass front and center and i already know im about to see no bam margera (he’s sober!) and johnny knoxville beginnig to look like the grandpa character he played in the older jackasses lol

disclosure day already seems really annoying just because i thought it was going to be some cool cloverfield esque alien reveal and instead its just a pretty woman making chortling noises with her throat and running from the feds, it’s such a blueball for a first-contact movie (i havent watched it im probably wrong)

anime girls were way cooler back when real people couldn’t become one, and it wasn’t the only job available for people who want to own a home in the USA in their lifetime. its either embarrass yourself in front of a phone on a tripod or spend $3,500 on a bouncy anime girl pngtube lol. only then will you be able to afford dental work